Gaijin For Life and the "Best F#cking Gaijin Blog Ever" is freaking BACK!!!!
I know I know! Mikey and I should feel terrible for ignoring all of our five readers for so long! Last time we posted we broke up with J-pop and we decided that England was terrible at...wait for it...SOCCERRRR!!
The fact is that since the last post, life has been a bit on the hectic side. I'm not using that as an excuse for not posting (sheer laziness can be blamed for that). However, I have been dealing with a pregnant wife (due in late July) and a life-threatening disease (I'm fine), record shattering earthquakes and subsequent tsunamis, tornadoes in the homeland that hit, Osama bin Laden sleeps with the fishes and got whacked by a SEAL (still happy about that) and Mikey has been possessed by something that crawled into his brain and squirmed around like a parasite. Mikey, I shit you not, has quit the beer.
Now be it as it may, it is a temporary lull. Three months to be exact. Ninety days. Five thousand four-hundred hours. Not that I'm counting.
Whereas I should in every way humanly possible be supporting my fellow author and partner for the "Best F#cking Gaijin Blog Ever," I must admit that this is tough.
I found out about this over Facebook (summabitch didn't even have the balls to tell me to my face) and I thought he was lying. There have been many a meatnight missed, many a balcony brews gone to waste, and Mikey, if you're reading this, I want you to know that I'm your friend and as such, I need to tell you this: You're hurting those close to you. You need help.
Seriously. Look at yourself in the mirror. You're eyes are clear, your shirt is ironed, you smell like Ivory soap, and what's this I hear about you eating a salad!? You disgust me!
Anyway, back to Japan. Has anyone ever seen roadkill in Japan before? I just saw Kitty Cat bloodied up and laying in the middle of the Flower Road/Yamate Kansen intersection today and it was a good fresh one. Let me know if anyone has seen this before.
Either way, welcome back, we hope to entertain you and make you giggle like a hyena. We'll post more soon.
Mikey, grab a beer! You're up!!
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