ECP's

I've been thinking about my first post for a few days (minutes actually) and was wondering what I should blog about.

Having never written a blog (or an essay, letter, note, IOU, memo, my name in my underpants...wait... did that.) I decided to blog about....Escalators!

I know, I know... 'What's up with that?' you ask yourself. Well it's like this...

Firstly,
Escalator - a noun Yes, I know you know. But did you know that the verb is to escalate?

es·ca·late Verb /ˈeskəˌlāt/
to increase rapidly

Therefor we take the escalator in order to ascend QUICKLY!!!
If I can walk up the stairs next to the escalator and PASS YOU, you are not using the escalator properly. Let's go people! Chop chop!

Unless you have leg cancer or some other horrendous injury, like a bleeding head wound...please WALK up the escaltor. Do not stand for any reason.

And you people who walk up the escalator and STOP just before the top....aaarrgh!
What? Are you tired??? What are you doing??? Get going!!

So I propose that we (who know how to use escalators) carry fishing poles with us.
The next time we spot an Escalatorily Challenged Person, we flick the fishing pole just enough to render a stinging blow to the back of said persons neck.
That'll get 'em moving.

Phew! Thank you for your time.

Now.....where's my fishing pole...


MikeyB